i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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