Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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