We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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