who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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