Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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