what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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