I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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