her vagine was all disorganized.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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