There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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