At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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