There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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