YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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