last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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