a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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