I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
