I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
