NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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