Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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