i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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