would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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