Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Its about making memories worth repressing
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Liz is crying about burritos again.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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