Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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