I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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