they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I need water and some morals
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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