I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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