did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think I am morally bankrupt
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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