Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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