I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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