Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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