We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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