did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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