Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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