What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Randomize
