I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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