Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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