you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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