He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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