I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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