I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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