If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
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