Buhtt sex?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Tornado booty call.. dedication
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
We were destined to go to rehab together
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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