Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Your cock deserves a montage
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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