If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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