Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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