Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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