this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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