why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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