isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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