Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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