dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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