THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I FOUND THE LEGS
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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