yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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