Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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