do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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