I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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