His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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