I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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