"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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