i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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