READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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